Six contenders for July's 'Muntuist of the Month'.

Thanks to the wonders of British press, we can now name the six aspiring 'Mugabe's in training', junior Muntuists who seek the emulate the master himself. These six are the members of Zimbabwe's 'Joint Operational command' and their job is to ensure that muntuism is maintained in Zimbabwe at all costs. This means orchestrating the unspeakably atrocious conduct that is the hallmark of the Muntuists in Zimbabwe.

Here they are:

1. Emerson Mnangagwa. (Mugabes heir apparent to his Muntu crown.)

2. Constantine Chiwenga (General - head of Defense 'of the Muntuist' Force, whose successes in the use of gang rape by his soldiers to win over voter loyalty has demonstrated that Muntuists can understand the spirit of Democracy.)

3. Augustine Chihuri (General - Police Commissioner.)

4. Perence Shiri (Air Marshal - head of the air force.)

5. Paradzai Zimondi (Major General - Head of prison service. And Zimbabwes Prisons are a testament to his excellence.)

6. Gideon Gono (Head of Zimbabwes reserve bank, author of the 250 Million dollar bill)

Behind every great Muntuist there are a many wannabe Muntus scuffling for their share.
These six big men doing big work deserve rightful credit for their contributions in helping keep the flames of Muntuism burning so very brightly.

Hopefully our readers votes will be identify to pick a worthy winner. Don't waste your chance to vote.

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Muntu of the Month - June 2008

This Months contenders faced formidable opposition. After all when it comes to Muntuism, Bob Mugabe is the 'Daddy Muntuist'.

Only the interests of fair play enable us to consider other contenders for this prestigious accolade, when really, with every Month that he remains alive, Bob is by rights both reigning champion and holder of the lifetime achievement award.

This Month though, where he has seen fit to hijack Tons of much needed UN food aid intended for the hungry of Zimbabwe, to bribe his footsoldiers, Bob once again sets the standard by which other Muntus will be judged.

Ally this act of Governmental munificence with the ongoing use of deathly violence against any who do not acknowledge his 'Supreme Muntuness' and you will see why we have overlooked a strong field this Month to announce the unanimous choice here at Muntuism.com.

And the winner is:

Bob 'Muntuman' Mugabe. Muntuist of the Month.

For any aspiring contenders we say. Watch and learn. You are witnessing a master Muntuist at work.