Outstanding new talent

With the decline of the all time record holder for Muntuist of the Month titles, Bob Mugabe, who is sadly slipping from prominence as he turns his focus towards Catholic canonisation, we are heartened by the emergence of a worthy successor, announcing himself with the kind of aplomb commonly associated with championship form.

Whilst he may be winning this award for the first time, with the depth of Muntuist skills he brings to the table, you can bet this will not be his last visit to the victors rostrum.

Augusts Muntuist of the Month is known for his powerful singing voice. His best known song is 'Kill the Boer' which he sings to his impressionable young admirers, 6 of whom, Tshololo Tello Mischach Letala (18), Tapa Mopontola Mofokeng (23), Paulus Samson Vusimuzi Khumalo (22), Telleko Sex Seekoei (19), Stemmer Boy Mofokeng (22) and Diphapang Motaung, 18, on December 1, 2010, visited the Boer family, the Potgieters at their farm. Tweefontein, in the Free State.

There 17 year old Diphapang Motaung, who may well have been singing Malema's little ditty at the time, picked up 2 year old Wilmien Potgieter, apparently suspending her by the hair before firing a bullet into her head.

Following their arrest for killing mum Wilna Potgieter, 36 (gunshot), dad Attie Potgieter, 40 (Panga hacking) and baby Wilmien, 2 (gunshot), a crowd of ANC followers gathered, running along after their prison-bus, chanting and cheering. You will have to decide whether speculation that they were singing Jule's hit song to their incarcerated hero's is plausible.

It takes a special kind of man to then go to court for the right to carry on singing KILL THE BOER to impressionable young men who, through no fault of their own, lack the basic discrimination standards for entry level human conduct. In court, the 6 showed no remorse. Why should they. Their inspirational leader not only shows no remorse, but goes to Court to defend his right to carry on singing.

For his skilful rendition of KILL THE BOER and its interpretation by Diphapang Motaung, Augusts winner of the prestigious MUNTU OF THE MONTH is Julius Malema

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNlhHS8lPv0

Octobers Muntu of the Month

For the first time we nominate a Company for the big prize. The company is Nestle. A Swiss based multinational food company.

Nestle place themselves in the frame as a Company with solid muntuist credentials by supporting and indeed profiting from the economic and social rape of Zimbabwe by world leading muntuist Robert Mugabe. Nestle and Mugabe - a partnership with big profits for both sides.

Here is the short version. (With thanks to The Telegraph, Pete Thornycroft in Harare and Sebastien Berger.)

Muntu Bob seizes farms from white farmers - occasionally killing the occupants in the process. These farms are then given over to his circle of friends. His wife Grace, a muntuist possessed with a formidable international reputation is given 6 (SIX) of the most valuable white-owned farms. They are not paid for in the conventional business sense - they are taken by force with a nominal pittance paid and given to the wife of the thief in-charge of the robbery. The wife - Grace (MGM - Muntu Grace Mugabe) then finds some difficulty selling her wares - as many a sanction is in place to register the appropriate disgust for this muntuist business practice. The EU and the US have comprehensive sanctions in place.

Nestle though - have a base in Switzerland, safe from EU law, but not safe from the the consequences of muntuist behavior.

MGM's properties total about 12,000 acres, but her most important is Gushungo Dairy Estate, formerly known as Foyle Farm. It is in Mazowe, about 30 miles north of the capital Harare.

MGM became a regular visitor as soon as the previous owner departed. Workers at the 2,400-acre property say it is now her farm, managed by Russell Goreraza, her son from her first marriage. MGM visits the farm several times a week. Under her occupation, the farm has become one of the few in the country to benefit from investment in recent years and has been lauded in The Herald, the state-controlled newspaper.

MGM has built a new residence on the farm, remodelled the original farmhouse and constructed an office block. The dairy produces 6,500 litres of milk a day, The Herald has said, which is only about 35 per cent of its output under the previous owner, who produced 6.5 million litres a year, more than any other dairy in Zimbabwe.

Her biggest customer is Nestlé Zimbabwe, the local subsidiary of the Swiss company.

The plant, in an industrial area in Msasa on the outskirts of the capital, manufactures powdered milk and cereals for the local market and for export to East African countries.

Mrs Mugabe uses an unmarked £100,000 tanker and trailer combination dedicated for her use to deliver milk three times a week to Nestlé's plant on an industrial estate on the outskirts of Harare.

Sources in the dairy industry and Nestlé itself say that MGM's trailer carries only 6,500 litres per delivery, which would amount to about one million litres a year in sales.

A spokesman at Nestlé's global headquarters in Switzerland was unable to confirm a precise figure, but said that the estimate was "reasonable".

He said: "At the end of last year we found ourselves operating in a market where eight of our 16 contractual suppliers had gone out of business. As a result, in early 2009 the company started purchasing milk on the open market from various suppliers on a strictly non-contractual basis. In certain instances the milk available in the market would be from Gushungo Dairy Estate." Such milk would be bought on a "cash on delivery" basis, he said, adding: "Nestlé has no direct engagement whatsoever with this estate."
But when asked to clarify whether it was bought directly or through a third party, he said: "We bought Gushungo Dairy Estate's milk through Dorkin Dairies until that firm collapsed last February, then we bought the milk directly."

Nestlé has spent years protecting its reputation amid other scandals, particularly allegations over the improper promotion of formula milk to nursing mothers in the Third World, which it denies, but which have led to consumer boycotts in the West.

American and European officials said that if Nestlé was subject to their rules it would be committing a criminal offense by trading with Mrs Mugabe.

For their invaluable contribution to maintaining the Mugabe regime we are happy to nominate NESTLE for the October Muntuist of the month award.

Don't forget to show your support for the Mugabe regime by buying Nestle products.

Shirley Phelps-Roper

Leading the pack for the current 'Muntuist of the Month' is an American who would do well in Africa. Shirley Phelps-Roper.
May is a double whammy month for Shirley as not only has she achieved this prestigious nomination, but the same special skills that placed here here have won her a place on Britain's Home Secretary's list of people who will not be allowed in for a pint at any British pub. Jacqui Smiths list of people banned from entering the UK. This is an honour reserved for Muntuists of the highest order and includes almost all the previous holders of the 'Munutist of the Month' awards.

Our Shirley is a christian. She has 11 children, named
Samuel
Joshua
Margy
Rebekah
Isaiah
Zacharias
Grace
Gabriel
Jonah
Noah
Luke

Shirley hates people who are not christians, seeing little or no irony in the connection between her christian belief and manifestation of hatred.
Shirley provides tremendous encouragement to those who believe that religion is the preserve of ignorant lazy and deluded fools, manifesting as she does the base values of true muntuism which qualify her as a leading contender for this Months award. Delusional belief and reliance on hypocrisy are the twin pillars on which a strong muntuist argument is constructed and these qualities are the cornerstones of Shirley life achievements.

Congratulations Shirley. You go girl.

Ashley Baskerville

This Months 'MUNTU OF THE MONTH', a posthumous award made in recognition of her tremendous gifts, goes to an American. Ashley Baskerville, 21. (Pictured here below her Mother and Stepfather 47-year-old Mary Baskerville and 55-year-old Percyell Tucker).




In 2006 Ashley was dating Ray Dandridge. (The fellow on the left. The one on the right is her former boyfriend, Ricky Javon Gray)



Ray Dandridge was a felon she met when looking for Prison pen pals. He had recently been released after serving over 10 years for armed robbery. Seems our Ashley was partial to a man with a bit of hard time to his name.

The happy threesome went out a-thieving on New Years day, 2006. They arrived at the home of Bryan Harvey in Richmond Virginia, a well liked musician (49) who lived there with his wife Kathryn (39) and two daughters Stella (9) and Ruby (4).



While Ashley kept lookout in the Car, her boyfriends went inside and brutally killed the Harvey Family, stealing the wedding ring from Bryan Harveys cold dead hand. This he presented to Ashley as a token of his esteem. Ashley proudly wore this ring. Unfortunately for Ashley, the advanced Muntuism that was so prominent in her life at this point took a turn for the worse.

She was persuaded to pretend to be tied up at her Mothers home in an attempt to burgle the home of her Mother and stepfather, 55-year-old Percyell Tucker, 47-year-old Mary Baskerville.
It was less than a week since the Harvey murders, November 6th, when Police arrived at the Tasker-Baskerville home to find our award winner, Ashley with her head in a plastic bag, tied tightly with duct tape, which had terminally restricted her breathing.
Her mother and stepfather had also been suffocated and had their throats cut. The perpetrators were of course her muntuist boyfriends, Ray Dandridge and Ricky Gray. On her cold dead hand was the wedding ring, stolen from the body of Bryan Harvey just 5 days before.



For her advanced skill in choosing boyfriends from a rich gene pool of Muntuist blood, agreeing to burgle her own parents and happily wearing the wedding ring of a man whose death she conspired in, all before the age of 22, we have no hesitation in awarding the prestigious November MUNTU of the MONTH to Ashley Baskerville.

A tale of two Teodoro's

While Mark Thatchers friend, 'old Etonian' Simon Mann regrets underestimating the powerful friends of Equatorial Guinea's leader - Teodoro Obiang Nguema, (Pictured here with Condi) its business as usual in the Department of Forestry.

As Mann is there to testify, Western greed-mongers of questionable character doing deals with corrupt African muntuist leaders is probably the single largest cause of the misery that blights the dark continent. Consider the fortunes of Equatorial Guinea - a place with a lot of oil and a lot of poverty. Why should so many people in Equatorial Guinea live in poverty when oil sales are booming? The majority live on less than one dollar a day. How can that be - I hear you wonder.

According to the French fraud body OCRGDF, investigating payments of hundreds of millions of pounds of payments by Elf, the former French state-owned oil group, the explanation is simple and it is yet another powerful illustration of why muntuism blights Africa.

Meet Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue, 37, the quasi-prince of Equatorial Guinea, son of Equitorial Guineas's president, Teodoro Obiang Nguema, 66.

Mr Nguema Jnr has many French assets, allegedly he owns a Bugatti Veyron bought for 1.1 million euros, as well as a Maserati MC 12 which cost him 709,000 euros. He has a $34 million private jet and a luxury yacht with an on-board shark aquarium.

The prestigious gated community of Serra Retreat in Malibu is where Teodoro purchased a 16-acre estate at 3620 Sweetwater Mesa Road in April 2006 for $35 million in cash, last year’s California state record.

Meanwhile Teodoro has also had some fun in South Africa, spending close to ten million Rand over a weekend in South Africa on champagne, a black 2004 Bentley Arnage, a cream 2005 Bentley Continental R from MG Rover Cape Town and a six liter Lamborghini.

Teodoro also bought two fabulous Cape properties. While the R23,5 million house on Clifton Fourth Beach and R26 million mansion in Constantia are registered in the name of Teodorin Nguema Obiang, lawyers for South African businessman George Ehlers, who claims to have not been properly paid, have produced evidence to show that the properties were bought with Equatorial Guinea government funds. Whoopsie Teodoro.

Clearly Teodoro has made the most of his income as forestry minister of Equatorial Guinea, Africa's smallest country, managing to get through a few hundred million dollars in just a few years at a time when the vast majority of his 500,000 fellow countrymen live on a dollar a day. We at muntuism.com can only stand back and admire this stellar achievement, acknowledging a dream muntuist playing at the top of his game.

We propose recommending this outstanding father and son dream team for 'Muntuists of the Month'.
Equatorial Guinea's president, Teodoro Obiang Nguema and his trendy son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue.

You couldn't make this stuff up. I'll bet Simon Mann will give the two Teodoro's his vote.

Bongo the contender

With the reigning and undisputed champion of Muntuism currently being lauded by his peers in Sharm El Sheik, a new candidate for the prestigious July Muntuist of the month campaign has announced his credentials.

Ladies and Gentlemen. Meet Bongo (pictured with the other principal contender for the Muntuist of the Year award.)
Bongo is cheerleader in principal for the 53 African leaders coming out in support of their charismatic, democratically elected role model, Bob Mugabe.
Bongo says 'Mr Mugabe conducted elections and I think he won... He was elected, he took an oath, he is here with us as president, we cannot ask him more.' Cue applause from the other similarly minded African leaders.

Bongo, thats Omar Bongo, the president of Gabon since 1967, and no stranger to democratic elections himself advises that 'African leaders will not allow Western Governments to dictate their view of Zimbabwe.'

For his contributions in helping restore Muntuism in Zimbabwe to a new low level, we believe Bongo will enjoy considerable support by the electorate at Julys 'Muntuist of the Month.

Go Bongo.

Six contenders for July's 'Muntuist of the Month'.

Thanks to the wonders of British press, we can now name the six aspiring 'Mugabe's in training', junior Muntuists who seek the emulate the master himself. These six are the members of Zimbabwe's 'Joint Operational command' and their job is to ensure that muntuism is maintained in Zimbabwe at all costs. This means orchestrating the unspeakably atrocious conduct that is the hallmark of the Muntuists in Zimbabwe.

Here they are:

1. Emerson Mnangagwa. (Mugabes heir apparent to his Muntu crown.)

2. Constantine Chiwenga (General - head of Defense 'of the Muntuist' Force, whose successes in the use of gang rape by his soldiers to win over voter loyalty has demonstrated that Muntuists can understand the spirit of Democracy.)

3. Augustine Chihuri (General - Police Commissioner.)

4. Perence Shiri (Air Marshal - head of the air force.)

5. Paradzai Zimondi (Major General - Head of prison service. And Zimbabwes Prisons are a testament to his excellence.)

6. Gideon Gono (Head of Zimbabwes reserve bank, author of the 250 Million dollar bill)

Behind every great Muntuist there are a many wannabe Muntus scuffling for their share.
These six big men doing big work deserve rightful credit for their contributions in helping keep the flames of Muntuism burning so very brightly.

Hopefully our readers votes will be identify to pick a worthy winner. Don't waste your chance to vote.

Please post your recommendations in the comments box below.

Muntu of the Month - June 2008

This Months contenders faced formidable opposition. After all when it comes to Muntuism, Bob Mugabe is the 'Daddy Muntuist'.

Only the interests of fair play enable us to consider other contenders for this prestigious accolade, when really, with every Month that he remains alive, Bob is by rights both reigning champion and holder of the lifetime achievement award.

This Month though, where he has seen fit to hijack Tons of much needed UN food aid intended for the hungry of Zimbabwe, to bribe his footsoldiers, Bob once again sets the standard by which other Muntus will be judged.

Ally this act of Governmental munificence with the ongoing use of deathly violence against any who do not acknowledge his 'Supreme Muntuness' and you will see why we have overlooked a strong field this Month to announce the unanimous choice here at Muntuism.com.

And the winner is:

Bob 'Muntuman' Mugabe. Muntuist of the Month.

For any aspiring contenders we say. Watch and learn. You are witnessing a master Muntuist at work.

And the winner is - Grace Mugabe.

Grace Mugabe came to prominence while working as a secretary to the married Catholic Marxist President of Zimbabwe. Grace Guririza, a good Catholic school student, was married to Flight Lt Patrick Guririza. Mugabe was married to his first wife Sally when he and Grace commenced their love affair. Grace's husband Patrick was conveniently transferred to Beijing, from whence he never returned. Bob married Catholic Grace, 40 years his junior, with whom he already had 2 children in a ceremony attended by 40,000 of her closest friends (1996).

While Bob was a Freedom fighter, imprisoned for ten years by the Smith regime, his son died (1966 Malaria). Mugabe's request to be allowed to attend the funeral on compassionate grounds was denied, laying the foundation for his subsequent hatred towards English Authority figures. Grace very quickly produced a son for Bob, establishing the sanctity of their union.

Whilst Bob was with Sally his reputation as a socially concerned leader with a vision for a better future for all was widely held as a beacon of hope not only for Zimbabweans, but for many other Africans as well. The insane thoughts and dark deeds that have become characteristic of Mugabe's legacy appear to coincide with his union with Grace.

Grace has gone on to become much more than just the second first Mugabe lady of Zimbabwe. Her commitment to the Muntuist credo serves as a shining beacon to any wannabe Muntu seeking to live a life of gluttony and conscience free excess.

Grace earned her reputation as a fully qualified Muntuist in the 90's with her monstrous squandering of many Millions of pounds (UK) in shopping sprees at the worlds leading centers of indulgence as Zimbabwe spiraled into poverty and despair. With every indicator of economic regression flashing red - inflation - poverty - infant mortality - exports - basic food supplies - agriculture - industry - medicines - education - emigration - human rights abuses, Grace continued indulging her Billionaire lifestyle with the trappings of vulgar excess. Private planes.(Bob treated her to a plane owned by Hugh Hefner) Multiple mansions. Multiple walk in wardrobes filled with multiple designer outfits best suited to show off her traditional African build ........ well you get the idea. Self importance and megalomania taken to unimaginable levels. Totally, blissfully and deliberately unaware of anything beyond her own selfish needs.

On a scale relative to the poverty that surrounds her, Grace's achievements in Muntuism may be placed in the appropriate context. Most notably in living on over 1 Million dollars a day while many millions of other Zimbabwean women live on less than 1 dollar a day we see just how credible her claims to 'Female Muntuist of the year' really are.

For this reason alone we have no hesitation in making Grace the first recipient of 'The worlds leading female Muntuist award'. Winnie does not even come close. (Sorry Winnie but Grace has a much better qualified husband teacher in this regard.)

Every good Muntuist should plan ahead, because if Muntuism has taught us anything it is that accountability has no place in the credo. In this regard Grace once more demonstrates her natural aptitude with Muntuism. Chaing Ria, in Thailand, some 860kms North of Bangkok, a popular tourist paradise, is where Grace has completed construction of another magnificent Mugabe mansion, which, along with a significant portfolio of income generating investments in Thailand will ensure that she continues to enjoy the wealth of Zimbabwe long after her husband steals his final breath.

We at Muntism.com acknowledge and salute our first and reigning Female champion. Muntuist of the year. Lady Grace Mugabe. Catholic. Adulterer. Muntuist.

Welcome

In Swahili Muntu means 'Soul' or 'essence of mankind'.

The first Western use of the word was when a Black Prison officer at San Quentin originated the MUNTU symbol as a cover design for a program to give opportunities to Black convicts. It is used in America as a marketing brand name 'African American symbol whose owners claim it to mark 'the awakening of a new consciousness. An enlightened oneness.'
Muntu is also the name of the President of Tanzania in the Simpsons African episode.

Muntuism though is not any of these things.

Muntuism is a generic name describing a specific stereotype of the human condition. A Muntuist will conform to certain essential behavioral criteria.
A Muntuist will:
1. Not display any intelligent consideration.
2. Prioritise base needs above all else.
3. Will not show any awareness of accountability.
4. Will not demonstrate the ability to connect cause and effect.

A Muntuist is essentially a low level human being who has not yet made the transition from a subsistence base existence to being a contributing beneficiary of a social order. In a World beset by the iniquitous ways of the Muntuists, eliminating Muntuism represents mankind's best hope for raising global consciousness, thereby enhancing the prospects of a better world for all.