Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Shirley Phelps-Roper


Leading the pack for the current 'Muntuist of the Month' is an American who would do well in Africa. Shirley Phelps-Roper.
May is a double whammy month for Shirley as not only has she achieved this prestigious nomination, but the same special skills that placed here here have won her a place on Britain's Home Secretary's list of people who will not be allowed in for a pint at any British pub. Jacqui Smiths list of people banned from entering the UK. This is an honour reserved for Muntuists of the highest order and includes almost all the previous holders of the 'Munutist of the Month' awards.

Our Shirley is a christian. She has 11 children, named
Samuel
Joshua
Margy
Rebekah
Isaiah
Zacharias
Grace
Gabriel
Jonah
Noah
Luke

Shirley hates people who are not christians, seeing little or no irony in the connection between her christian belief and manifestation of hatred.
Shirley provides tremendous encouragement to those who believe that religion is the preserve of ignorant lazy and deluded fools, manifesting as she does the base values of true muntuism which qualify her as a leading contender for this Months award. Delusional belief and reliance on hypocrisy are the twin pillars on which a strong muntuist argument is constructed and these qualities are the cornerstones of Shirley life achievements.

Congratulations Shirley. You go girl.

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