This Months contenders faced formidable opposition. After all when it comes to Muntuism, Bob Mugabe is the 'Daddy Muntuist'.
Only the interests of fair play enable us to consider other contenders for this prestigious accolade, when really, with every Month that he remains alive, Bob is by rights both reigning champion and holder of the lifetime achievement award.
This Month though, where he has seen fit to hijack Tons of much needed UN food aid intended for the hungry of Zimbabwe, to bribe his footsoldiers, Bob once again sets the standard by which other Muntus will be judged.
Ally this act of Governmental munificence with the ongoing use of deathly violence against any who do not acknowledge his 'Supreme Muntuness' and you will see why we have overlooked a strong field this Month to announce the unanimous choice here at Muntuism.com.
And the winner is:
Bob 'Muntuman' Mugabe. Muntuist of the Month.
For any aspiring contenders we say. Watch and learn. You are witnessing a master Muntuist at work.
2 comments:
Thats going to be a popular choice. No argument with your panel. Congrats to a worthy winner.
May I applaud your choice. Mugabe has indeed raised the bar for all muntuists.
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